the witch and her farts

Once there was a ugly  witch and when I say ugly I mean ugly, her name was witch farty.  She was the best at spells and flying on her broom ,but there was one thing wrong with her she couldn’t stop farting and one day she learnt a new word and that word was puteroa Let me tell you a story.Once upon a time there was a witch her name was WITCH FARTY,she was on the road on day (And when I say road I mean sky road)when she heard a shriek and it was monstrous whatever was that farty wondered so she turned around and went towards the sound and there it was the DIAMOND DRAGON  farty was amazed then the dragon noticed the witch so the dragon said he said”hullor my name is Frederick but please call me Fred” “Fred”said a girl wearing gold,red and blue outfit “what a crazy landing anyway lets-”she was interrupted by the witch’s fart “hi” said the young girl “im SUPER GIRL” she said glowing and posing “er,hi-” said witch farty “yeah hi um who are you”said super girl “well i'm witch farty”farty said “where do you live I me and fred we live in skull cave and you live-” super girl said “I live in the dark forest in the underground lair i'm just going to the town near to make up a bit of trouble over and over again so they make me their QUEEN ha ha ha ha now if you excuse me-” said the witch and then getting interrupted by supergirl “ar, no you are not to do that so tuff ,what's that sound (the sound of galloping horse hooves sound in, then in vision native americans)Once there was a ugly  witch and when I say ugly I mean ugly, her name was witch farty.  She was the best at spells and flying on her broom ,but there was one thing wrong with her she couldn’t stop farting and one day she learnt a new word and that word was puteroa Let me tell you a story.Once upon a time there was a witch her name was WITCH FARTY,she was on the road on day (And when I say road I mean sky road)when she heard a shriek and it was monstrous whatever was that farty wondered so she turned around and went towards the sound and there it was the DIAMOND DRAGON  farty was amazed then the dragon noticed the witch so the dragon said he said”hullor my name is Frederick but please call me Fred” “Fred”said a girl wearing gold,red and blue outfit “what a crazy landing anyway lets-”she was interrupted by the witch’s fart “hi” said the young girl “im SUPER GIRL” she said glowing and posing “er,hi-” said witch farty “yeah hi um who are you”said super girl “well i'm witch farty”farty said “where do you live I me and fred we live in skull cave and you live-” super girl said “I live in the dark forest in the underground lair i'm just going to the town near to make up a bit of trouble over and over again so they make me their QUEEN ha ha ha ha now if you excuse me-” said the witch and then getting interrupted by supergirl “ar, no you are not to do that so tuff ,what's that sound (the sound of galloping horse hooves sound in, then in vision native americans)Once there was a ugly  witch and when I say ugly I mean ugly, her name was witch farty.  She was the best at spells and flying on her broom ,but there was one thing wrong with her she couldn’t stop farting and one day she learnt a new word and that word was puteroa Let me tell you a story.Once upon a time there was a witch her name was WITCH FARTY,she was on the road on day (And when I say road I mean sky road)when she heard a shriek and it was monstrous whatever was that farty wondered so she turned around and went towards the sound and there it was the DIAMOND DRAGON  farty was amazed then the dragon noticed the witch so the dragon said he said”hullor my name is Frederick but please call me Fred” “Fred”said a girl wearing gold,red and blue outfit “what a crazy landing anyway lets-”she was interrupted by the witch’s fart “hi” said the young girl “im SUPER GIRL” she said glowing and posing “er,hi-” said witch farty “yeah hi um who are you”said super girl “well i'm witch farty”farty said “where do you live I me and fred we live in skull cave and you live-” super girl said “I live in the dark forest in the underground lair i'm just going to the town near to make up a bit of trouble over and over again so they make me their QUEEN ha ha ha ha now if you excuse me-” said the witch and then getting interrupted by supergirl “ar, no you are not to do that so tuff ,what's that sound (the sound of galloping horse hooves sound in, then in vision native americans) TO BE CONTINUED